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DANGER! HEALTH WARNING. ARE YOU AT RISK?

Are you sometimes tired, irritated? Do you find things keep going wrong? You may have ProBLEMS. ProBLEMS is a serious condition which, if left untreated, may develop into full-blown BLEMS. The symptoms of BLEMS are Bad language, Egotism, Meanness and Stress.

It is a result of your brain running on Human Nature version 2.0. This is a version of Human Nature 1.0 that has been corrupted and re-installed by Satan.org.yuk.

Human nature 2.0 has a sub-program calles S.I.N. – short for “Since when have I got to do what God wants?” The S.I.N. sub-program tells you that ProBLEMS is a temporary disorder, treatable by regular application of self-indulgence, more effort, more booze, sex, drugs etcetera.

Another sub-program, PR1de, may suggest you make yet another attempt to install the completely discredited Good Intentions version 1,725,621.2b (solutions) program. NONE OF THESE SOLUTIONS WORKS IN THE LONG TERM. While they may bring temporary relief your entire system will inevitably crash, either in this life or when faced with Way In.Heaven.I Hope.

The Fix

Unfortunately Human Nature 2.0 is not recoverable once it has been infected by S.I.N. A firewall prevents anyone running Human Nature 2.0 from restoring their original condition by their own efforts. The designer has provided an updated and improved version of Human Nature available FREE from head office..

To obtain your FREE download:

• kneel down, close your eyes and mentally click [repent]. Tears and distress may be necessary but, however hard it is, this step cannot be by-passed.
• Say ‘Yes’ to accepting the download ‘Forgiveness Through Jesus’ from Grace.com. ‘Inner Peace’ is a by-product of this download.
• Further downloads will be received from head office provided you maintain the connection.
• The Holy Spirit will isolate the S.I.N. sub-program of Human Nature 2.0

Once this is done, rememver S.I.N. can be re-activated due to TEMPTATION. As contact with TEMPTATION cannot be avoided, request a restructuring of the hard drive by regularly emailing HolySpirit@trinity.org.hvn .

Successive powerful downloads will replace EGOCENTRICITY – the basic flaw in Human Nature 2.0 - with GODATTHECENTRE/ETERNALLIFE. You will be amazed at the improvement in performance and clarity of reception.

This is an advertisement on behalf of Christian Churches everywhere. Useful weekly tutorials are held at most churches and places of worship, particularly on Sundays.

Ian Rogers

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