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The Traffic Policeman’s Song

*by Deirdre Rogers

(to the ‘Dad’s Army’ theme tune)*

Why do you keep on speeding, Mister Driver,
When you have been caught before?
We are the ones who will stop your little game,
We are the ones who will catch you once again!
So who do you think you are kidding, Mister Driver,
If you think you won’t be done.

Mister Brown drove in to town,
His speed was forty-one.
The traffic cop was waiting
And was ready with his gun.

So who do you think you are kidding Mister Driver
If you think you won’t be done?

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